Hi. Just popping in to blog a thankyou to Geertrude for saying such nice things about me! Any of you who know her from other blog incarnations will know that she is uber-talented romance writer (only in Dutch so far!) and fellow hat-knitter, and I am honoured to feature in her 'blogging faves' series. Sometimes this blogging medium can be so weird - you write in a vacuum (nearly wrote 'cleaner' after that, but that just shows the Freudian extent of my life - dogsbody) - not sure anyone is actually reading it; it comes as such a pleasant surprise to know people are not just reading, but liking it too.
So, if anyone has made it over from Geertrude's place, welcome. Take a pew, put your feet up and stay a while. Nice to meet ya. For those of you already here then go over and say hi to Geertrude.
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On another note, a friend emailed me this, and it just goes to show that I am not alone in this madness, and how well she knows my nature. Enjoy the rest of your weekend!
WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything)
Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
HIS-TERICAL!!!!!!!!!! and I thought I was the ONLY one with such a DH!!!!!!!!!! and ditto ditto to Geertrude's wrap :)
Posted by: Umm Bilal | Sunday, 25 July 2010 at 01:40 PM
it's good to know we are not alone...
Posted by: Mu Mu Design | Sunday, 25 July 2010 at 01:52 PM
Do you think if I think it to my hubby, he'll take the hint?
Salaam.
Posted by: maz | Wednesday, 28 July 2010 at 01:06 PM
Er, sorry, it should read "if I send it"
Posted by: maz | Wednesday, 28 July 2010 at 01:06 PM
You might need to dumb it down a little... ;-)
Posted by: Mu Mu Design | Wednesday, 28 July 2010 at 01:08 PM