Her :: You know, this winter is reaaaally getting to me. I mean REALLY getting to me.
Him :: I know. I live with you. I've never seen you this bad.
Her :: I've never BEEN this bad.
Him :: No, you were bad that time you spent in SmellyCabbageTown
Her :: That was work-related...
Him :: Yeah...
Her :: And the fact I shared the house with a jinn...
Him :: Yeah. But it was still a bad winter.
Her :: True. ... I'm just not a WINTER person, you know...
Him :: Not many people are.
Her :: And ...*thinking* ....I'm not really a MORNING person either, come to think of it...
Him :: I know.
Her :: Mornings just don't register on my radar.
Him :: You're not much of a late-afternoon person either...
Her :: Lunchtimes are bad...
Him :: Evenings are hit and miss...
Her :: Don't like late nights all that much.
Him :: Or any day ending with a ' y '.
Her :: This is terrible!! I hate winter. I am not a morning person, mid-morning person, lunch person, late-afternoon person or evening person.
Him :: Maybe you're not a person at all.
Her :: *Blank stare*
Him :: Perhaps you aren't a human.
Her :: *Blank stare*
Him :: In fact, in Africa there are a lot of reptiles like you - sleep all morning til the sun has warmed their body then they eat and go back to sleep and ...
Her :: OK, moving out of the realm of funny into the no-man's land of insult
Him :: Shutting up.
Her :: It's what I would do...
Ahhh, it's a sign of great wisdom to know when to shut up!
And you know I'm with you on the winter-misery front. Not that that helps. Misery loves company maybe but across an ocean? : )
Posted by: Diane | Friday, 18 December 2009 at 01:57 PM
But its the solstice soon right? So things have, like, GOT to get better hasn't it?! *grabs D by the collar* TELL ME it will get BETTER
Posted by: Mu Mu Design | Friday, 18 December 2009 at 02:14 PM
Cabbage Town??? A Jinn???
And I thought I was a looney....;-)
Could have been worse babe.
Could have been Brussel Sprout Town.
Now that would make me suicidal!!!
Aren't the quilts marvellous in the morning when it's icy cold and you can snuggle down and stay there...
ooops...soz...your lot aren't 20 yet and at Uni...
Some'at to look forward to babe x
Very busy for a few days.
In case I don't appear. Happy Christmas and stuff and see you soon.
Love and hugs
4D xxxx
....and thank you. I reckon you know what I mean eh?
Posted by: Four Dinners | Friday, 18 December 2009 at 09:21 PM
Have a good holiday Dinners and don't drink too much. What am I saying....
xx
Posted by: Mu Mu Design | Friday, 18 December 2009 at 10:11 PM
lol!
Posted by: renee | Saturday, 19 December 2009 at 01:04 AM